I know what you’re thinking… another installment? Already? Hells yeah!
1.) Why the sad face?
Awww. No need to pout. Did we get an itty bity cwiminal twespassing charge?
2.) Arrr Matey! Why ye takin me rum?
I don’t know why but this picture makes me think… Pirate! I do have a question though. How do you get four separate open container charges at once? Does this mean he actually had four open beers? Also, my guess is the “False information to a Police Officer” charge is bullshit… From looking at him I don’t think he had any clue who he was at the time of arrest. There is a difference between giving false information and having drunken amnesia… I know.
3.) Take this gift I have brought you, for God has been very gracious to me
There is a lot going on here so stick with me. First… dude is charged with “Gift of Marihuana”… WTF is that? Seriously, I can’t wrap my mind around what that could possibly mean. Then you have the rabies shit, menacing, domestic violence, etc… and we still haven’t gotten to the mugshot. Ahhh, the mugshot… and what a mugshot it is. I have to give it to him the “Monster” logo on the neck is a nice touch. It tells the future employer that he is willing to go the extra mile and drink an energy drink to get his ass out of bed after a long night of dogfighting and marihuana giving. Seriously, facial tattoos say “fuggit, I don’t care any more. I will never have a legitimate job and I will spend all my time gifting marihuana.”